[ ] You have dA as your home page.
[x] You check dA more than 3 times a day
[x] You have more than 100 new messages in your inbox every day
[x] You have more than 25 deviations
[ ] You have more than 25 journal entries (course I clean em out every so often)
[x] You no longer think that da stands for dumbass (never did... guess I didn't have the preteen mentality joining)
[] You use :icon(or whatever)plz: on sites other then dA (I visit lots of sites... but not so braindead to misuse it elsewhere).
[x] You have more than 5 plz icons memorized
[] You have made your own plz icon
[] You enter dA contests
[] You answer the poll at the bottom of the home page
[x] You have a premium account
[x] You have more than 1000 pageviews
[x] You have more than 150 comments
[x] You have more than 50 favorites
[x] You belong to at least 5 groups
[ ] You are the admin of a dA group
[x] You have a deviantID
[x] You have a webcam image
[] You have a shoutbox
[] You have done 10 or more written memes like this
[] You have made a written meme
[] You have done more than 5 drawing memes
[] You have made a drawing meme
[] You would consider dA to be in your top 3 websites you use for communication
[x] You have more than 10 llamas
[x] You have given someone a llama
[x] You have donated points to someone

Total: 18

[ ] 0 do you even have an account?
[ ] 1-5 did you just join or something?
[ ] 6-10 you are pretty new to dA
[x] 11-15 you have an active dA account
[ ] 16-20 you are a dA addict!
[ ] 21-24 you are a super dA addict!
[ ] 25-27 you are an insane dA addict!

Though I question some of the stuff above as really pertaining to an "addict", since everyone uses a platform differently.